Trump speaking at Value Voters Summit right now. Daniel Dale is live-tweeting and…christ, this is illuminating.

Trump says he met with “the president of the Virgin Islands,” which is, in fact, himself.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 13, 2017

Yep. He really fucking thinks of it as a completely different country. Just like PR I assume. Among other things, he’s honest to god treating the “War on Christmas” like a real thing and giving all the lipservice to the Evangelical persecution complex psychos, all because, in his words:

Trump, speaking to the Values Voter Summit, says the people he likes are the people who said nice things about him before they met him.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 13, 2017