re: #1 Blue Point

If Ted ” I shit my pants to avoid military service” Numbskull Nugent is a spokesperson for your organization, your organization has problems.

O/T, but I think the story about Nugent shitting his pants to avoid the draft is most likely apocryphal. Nugent himself later said he made the story up, but later still alluded to some kind of shenanigans to fail a pre-draft physical, including using meth. But considering that he’s changed his story more than once, God only knows the truth…

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