TIL that beard oil was an actual thing..

A story...

We have a new kitten.

I put in some beard oil last night before bed for softening it up, lay down, drifted off, and woke up to what felt like a slap to the face.

Found the kitten wrapped around my face like he was auditioning for the next ALIEN franchise movie... chomping on my beard.

— Tobias S. Buckell (@tobiasbuckell.bsky.social) 2024-05-28T21:40:45.259Z