They won’t go after Obama immediately. They’ll say “KILLER BLACK MUSLIMS ARE OUT TO IMPOSE SHARIA!!1” And when Obama refuses to overreact to their “ELEVENTY!!1” rhetoric, they’ll say he will not do so because “HE’S A SEKRIT MOOSLIM!!!11”. That way they can give Pam the Shrieking Harpy and the Nirthers their fodder at the same time.

Putting myself in those people’s shoes makes my feet feel so dirty. /