re: #27 jaunte

What’s better on pineapple?

I asked my wife tonight (as I just smoked some beautiful and delicious Canadian Bacon this week), “Here’s a bridge we haven’t crossed in our relationship…”
“Oh no.”
Me: How do you feel about pineapple on your pizza?
She: Against it. Extremely.
Me: Aww.
She: You’re welcome to put it on half (she likes my pizzas) and I’ll still love you…

(the implication there is the love remains but respect goes back to square one)