re: #25 Shiplord Kirel

Caught buggering the West Texas A&M mascot (a real buffalo) in the church bowling alley? Masturbating to a taped transcription of the Starr report? Violating a cigar and a 7-11 sandwich, simultaneously, perhaps with chips? (I didn’t mention the guacamole dip—-I do have standards, you know). Rushed to the hospital to have an antique Chinese porcelain lamp removed from his rectum? A presentation grade Colt .45? Recorded trying to order buffalo sized condoms from a veterinary supply house?

All of the above.

AT THE SAME TIME