re: #299 HappyWarrior

Is the Onion really going out of business? That makes me very sad if true.

From Daily Kos:

The Onion will continue operations through the upcoming presidential election, with its last issue set to be published on November 6, 2014. When asked why, Shebesta answered, “What better day for a satirical news outlet to close up shop?”

Indeed.

It can’t be. It just can’t be. The Onion, in my mind, is what makes the United States truly great. I hope it’s a joke!

re: #300 Targetpractice

Nah, at least not in the immediate future. Though if life resembles parody any more, they’re gonna have to declare bankruptcy.

Could be, could be.