Her mom: “Those people get everything for free!”

Me: “No one is getting everything for free.

HM: “73% of black families have no male role model vs 27% of white families!”

Me: “What’s your source?”

HM: “It’s in all the news!”

Me: “Yeah, Fox News…”

HM: “Don’t you dare say that! I watch CNN as well!”

Nothing says “Thanksgiving” like some down home Fox News-fueled senior citizen racism. Fucking kill me now.