re: #303 BeachDem

I’m reading Elie’s book and it is every bit as insightful and yet entertaining as his tweets and appearances.

Wife: I want all you followers to know that I’ve contributed to this live feed by cleaning up the dead possum and moving it to the curb.
Me: I’ll tell…THERE WAS A DEAD POSSUM OUTSIDE?
Wife: Yes.
Me: And you just handled it?
Wife: You would have only cried.

— Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) March 23, 2022