re: #283 Decatur Deb

Our department used to hold a Mr/Mrs Pleistocene competition. Buddy got busted because his winning atl-atl dart used hot-melt glue. He couldn’t convince the judges it was a sinew analogue.

i think there’s an Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer sketch in there somewhere…

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