re: #305 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Like windmills, it causes cancer!!!

The first mission of Trump’s SPACE FORCE! will be to destroy the Sun.

Hey….after all, it’s been proven that too much Sun causes skin cancer. And it makes people’s skin darker, too. And let’s not forget that in a few billion more years, not only will the Sun’s transition into a red giant make Earth an uninhabitable rock, it’ll probably ultimately consume our planet entirely!

There you go…..the evidence is all too clear. We must destroy the Sun before it destroys us all!

(of course, I’m being facetious)