The GOP is, effectively, the party of willfully unlettered Utopians.

The part that I take issue with here is the “Utopian” tag. Utopians generally wish to go to a nice place where they’ve never been before, but where the fruit trees give fruit and the cornfields give corn all year round. They can be pitied for their idealism.

These “Notopians”, as I shall call them, want to go back to a place that never existed except in their tiny little minds, where all the women were virgins or matrons, all the men were heroic woodsmen and herders and valiant defenders of Southern womanhood, and all the children were above average.

Which ones are the bigger idiots?