re: #305 darthstar

First time I forged my mother’s signature was in the third grade - nun caught it right away…not just because it probably looked like it was slowly, painfully written by a child, but also because I left two letters off her name “Ezabeth” apparently didn’t cut it.

My step brother tried calling my skool to get me out early. It didn’t work. I asked him if he disguised his voice. He said he put a napkin over the phone. Idiot.