I hear something metallic fall off my desk so I reach down to see what fell and I find a big ass rock down there. There should be no large rocks inside the house, why do I have the edge of a large rock in my hand? Then it moves, fucking turtle! What are you doing out of the tank? How did you get out? It’s a 4 foot fall, I hope your landing hurt enough to leave an imprint on your pea-brain. I spent 4 hours this morning and afternoon fixing the 20 gallons that got squirt out of the aquarium when she knocked the filter return spray bar around to where one hole was spraying out over the edge of the tank. I’m looking online for turtle soup recipes.