Not everything is epic, shitheads.

The word “epic” is one of the most misused and overused filler words in the English language.

If you have used the word out of context, which means any time since 2008, you should stop whatever it is you’re doing and start plowing fields, because you lack the ability to form language that doesn’t involve mimicking others, and are therefore a cow.

The word epic should only be used to describe two or three things, ever. In fact, here’s a comprehensive list of all things epic:

NSFW, obviously.