I came face to face with a deer last week when I was walking home. He or she decided to cut through a yard instead of following the two I had passed after they turned a corner.
I’ve been kicked by a donkey, chased by a mule, thrown off a horse, bitten by a pony and peed on by a dog as I was giving a sales pitch to its owners. I didn’t understand their funny gestures ‘til I looked at my leg after I left their yard.