So I see we’ve pretty much officially become a third-world country now. I’m guessing we’ll be a theocracy before the year is out, but by all means—SQUIRREL!!—let’s keep worrying about the scary Muslims who’re coming to kill us and steal our way of life.

Creeping Sharia is here, they just neglected to mention it’s the Christian kind, which is totally okay because that’s good Sharia. Don’t fret though, the righteous Christians will protect you from the Muslim menace. Onward Christian soldiers!