Presidents and prime ministers, princes and potentates come and go, but the unelected, unaccountable, irresponsible, Islam-appeasing, bungling, stupid, blind, deaf but sadly not dumb UN endures forever.

May simultaneous, highly localized earthquakes strike in Turtle Bay, Geneva, Nairobi and Vienna while full sessions are taking place.

And just for good measure, may U Thant Island sink beneath the waves.