Maybe Fast and Furious explains why the Obamanites have yet to launch their long-expected roundup of guns and Bibles: The trained gun-grabbers from the ACORN-zombie militia are all in Mexico trying to get back the guns Obama sent to the cartels.
Speaking of bunglers, FEMA has reportedly been working on their double sekrit detention camps for 25 years now, and the camps are still not open to begin processing patriots and dissidents. What is taking so long? Maybe they need some new contractors. How do you bid on these FEMA camp contracts anyway?