re: #312 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Reporter: How do we get close enough to the Sun to attack it without getting fried?

President: We will attack it at night!!!

LOL sounds like LGF could get together and write a screenplay for Idiocracy 2: Idiocracy 40,000.

Make it a parody of Warhammer 40K, but with everyone Idiocracy-levels of stupid.