re: #312 Shiplord Kirel

I remember when the stalkers threatened to reveal my real identity. I responded by posting my real name, which is James Reynolds. I live in a fortress, the Supreme Global Command Center and Conspiracy Compound. It is in the howling wilderness west of the nethermost suburban fringes of the DFW metroplex. It is surrounded by genetically enhanced killer coyotes, treacherous ankle high cacti, angry rattlesnakes, giant dweeb-eating feral pigs, and heavily armed weirdos not seen in public since the release of Deliverance. I am thinking about importing a troop of baboons or some Russian wolves to provide additional help with unwelcome visitors.

To get to me, they would have to go through Detroit.