re: #309 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

Symptoms of the Palin virus include aphasia and paranoia. Those infected are advised to avoid Big Gulps, alcoholic beverages and Katie Couric.

Another symptom is Chronic Word Salad. Infected are advised to stay away from TV cameras, microphones, and multiple syllable words while afflicted. The only known cure is education, along with repeated rounds of self-awareness boosters.