re: #69 Jimmah

The banana video is of course, amazing. I’m really appreciating God’s foresight in curving the banana TOWARDS the face…and not away from it, as might have been the case in a Godless universe./

Speaking of which, I wonder how the IDers would feel if they realised that their arguments about the banana also apply to the penis…and prove that there must have been an Intelligent Designer who designed it for fellatio?

Behold the creationist’s nightmare!

Now if you study a well made penis you’ll discover on the far side, there is a ridge, on the close side another. The penis and the hand are perfectly made one for the other.

You’ll find the maker of the penis, Almighty God, has made it with a non slip surface

Now if you go to the top of the penis, you’ll find as the soda can makers have placed a tab at the top, so God has placed a tab at the top. When you pull the tab, the contents may or may not squirt in your face.

Notice how gracefully it sits over the human hand. Notice it’s just the right shape for the human mouth—- it’s even curved towards the face to make the whole process so much easier. Seriously Kirk the whole of creation testifies to the genius of God’s creativity.

Amen!