re: #2 ArmyWife

Why won’t he just go away? Can’t we buy an island somewhere and send all the kook politicians to it? Then Huckabee, Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich could campaign against each other for the rest of their ridiculous lives.

I noticed that you didn’t mention Mike Gravel. To avenge that slight, he will wordlessly stare at you for 15 minutes, then throw a boulder in a pond.