re: #30 theheat

I can’t even admit in public how much a member of my own family has bought into this. (I just did, though.) It’s Glenn Beck and Fox News day in and day out. Last time, I was warned I better buy more guns, for when the commies come for me.

Not even a joke. That was a warning, out of love.

I was so floored I said, “When the zombies come for me? WTF is that about? You know there’s no such thing as zombies.”

“COMMIES!”

“Zombies?”

“Did you not hear me?”

“Guess not. But I’m not afraid of zombies.”

Family. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t use ‘em for collateral on a loan.