SMOTI is getting nasty:
Turkish Imam Suspended After Doctors Find Cucumber Pieces in His Rectum

To complete this revolting picture, his source is rt.com:

A 39-year-old imam in Turkey has been suspended from his role after doctors reportedly found “pieces of cucumber” in his rectum during a checkup.

The imam, who is from a Central Anatolian province, was admitted to hospital last week after suffering from severe abdominal pain and bleeding, Hurriyet Daily News reports.

I guess we are supposed to generalize this unfortunate accident to all Muslims. Or something.