re: #323 Slumbering Behemoth

I’ve been a handful of places where husbands and fathers tell their wives and children “Oh that? That was just someone lighting some firecrackers”.

Our world is one weird, fucked up place sometimes.

Friend of mine nearly shot it out one night with his girlfriend’s collection of peacock feathers, after it failed to answer his challenge.

He said he was jittery because there’d been shots fired up their street earlier. I told him those shots were probably someone lighting up their girlfriend’s peacock feather collection.