Hollywood is now falling on top of itself just to try and pick up a script about Dr. Mads - “the hero who foiled the Israeli plan to defeat evil”.

Starring:
Michael Douglas as Dr. Mads
Tim Robbins as a shawshank redemption depressed Israeli soldier
Jon Stewart as the deserting brother of the depressed Israeli soldier
Michael Moore as Dr. CPR
Natalie Portman as Rachel Corrie
James Gandolfini as the wind blowing on the Gazacam

And various Israeli actors as Hamas leaders, militants and other various arabs.