re: #271 srb1976

That’s it….the monkey’s stole the nirth cert….and then escaped….but they crashed the sub so they eated the cert to avoid it’s discovery = )

(I want to be a conspiracy theorist when I grow up)
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Uh, don’t y’all go giving up you day job there my freind! They didn’t EAT the nirth certificate, it was captured by Chinese Communists who took it down into a littoral waters deisel operated submarine, which the monkeys then steered the sub into the sonar array and when the Chinese opened the hatch, the Monkey’s retrieved it, only to be shot at long range (with tranquilizer darts, tranquilizer darts by SEAL Snipers on the McCain) while other SEALS stole the Nirth Certificate and gave it to the captain of the USS McCain!
And then his dog ate it.
The end.