So, to recap:

British yammies try to arrest the Mayor of London for disrespecting their yam.
Chelsea Manning is running for Senate.
Ken Blackwell and Mark Burns make fools of themselves defending the yam
on MSNBC.
Hawaii has a frightening ballistic missile warning.
And the yam goes golfing and then whines about the media.

Yep—another Saturday in the Park.

(Slow motion riders fly the colors of the day
A bronze man still can tell stories his own way
Listen children all is not lost, all is not lost, oh no, no)

I need copious quantities of amber colored liquid.