Dear Charles,

I’m a stealth down-dinger who just read your post on “Sesame Street, The First Generation and I m feeling….horny confused. I am not a creationist. I have a degree in Hamburgerology from McDonald’s Hamburger University and according to the noted scientist Algore there are too many unanswered questions. What about the life cycle of vegetable oil? Huh? I’m just saying we can’t know everything. In conclusion please allow me to continue playing with myself.

Best regards,
Ron Paul