re: #290 SFGoth

It’s Friday before Folsom Street fair, I’m hosting a fancy dress scotch tasting party tomorrow, and the only political blog I read wins a great award. I’m kinda horny.

Going to Folsom Street Fair while horny seems like a really unwise idea in the same way as going to the grand opening of an Asian mega-supermarket while hungry. (“Wow, I can’t believe I actually paid $7 for a package of frozen pig anuses just because it was marked down to $0.89/lb.”)

_{Yes, they really do sell ‘em at some Asian markets — often under the name “pork bungs”. Though thankfully I’ve never seen the Hi, twy f’ee samper? ladies offering sauteed pig anuses on toothpicks with a spicy-garlic-anchovy marinade that makes absolutely everything taste good.}