re: #19 Cato the Elder

Crap.

I just walked down the block to buy some stuff, and passed the new Ledo’s Pizza joint that opened about a month ago.

The owners and most of the staff are Bangladeshi Muslims.

I wished them a good Ramadan, and they immediately invited me to their Eid al-Fitr festival when the fasting month is over.

But of course, I am deluded. While I heartily shake hands with these people, and while they ask after the health of my family and my dog, their brothers are down in the sub-sub-basement, building bombs and cursing the infidels who buy their pizza and beer.

Does any of this shit remind anyone of things that used to be said about Jews?

I’m glad you said it, ‘cause I think people are sick of hearing me say it.

It’s all out of the freaking Protocols of the Elders of Zion playbook.