re: #285 goddamnedfrank

Oatmeal & raisin are pretty bad just because I creep up on them hoping they’re oatmeal & chocolate chip and then have my dreams crushed.

Same thing with eggplant parmesan masquerading as lasagna.

There outta be a law.

beer vs root beer
milk vs kefir

and in europe:

onion rings vs. calamari rings