Ugh. I keep seeing right-wing trolls hammering home the “Paul Pelosi was in his underwear” aspect of the conspiracy theory. Jesus H. Christ, people, it’s not hard to figure out: IF - and I stress this, IF (because the Fox affiliate that reported it later quietly retracted it, in small print) - he was in his underwear, it might just be because HE WAS ATTACKED IN HIS OWN HOME AT TWO FUCKING THIRTY IN THE GODDAMN MORNING. I don’t know about you, but I don’t know a lot of people who go to bed wearing a full suit and tie.