Facts about Rush Limbaugh:

-Limbaugh has been barred from Wal-Mart for failure to meet their dress code.
-He is known to carry a magnifying glass and tweezers to deal with those 4 hour emergencies the commercials warn us about.
-Limbaugh’s last visit to a disco resulted in his arrest by the haz-mat team.
-His books would make good boiler fuel, except that his opponents are the ones who DON’T want to burn books.