re: #26 Mattand

And Chtullu looked upon the blind six foot penguins with his terrible gaze and saw that it was foul.

And on the seventh day, he corrupted the souls of the barristas; and the firemen; and the mid-level cantaloupe sales reps; and the sewing machines; and saw it was foul.

(Look up the penguin part; the rest is just me being bored.)

Cthulhu doesn’t care about silly little things like souls.