Want to solve the health care crisis? Take Chris Rock’s advice and tax the bejeebus out of bullets. Have all the firearms you want, but if you want the bullets (cartridges for shotguns and any other implement fired from a firearm of any variety), you’re going to have to pay a federal tax that goes directly to fund health care.

$10 a round. Heck, even $1 a round would raise some significant coin.