Ben of the Corn got into the corn squeezin’s

FREE SHIT FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!!11!!!!

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 21, 2015

Biden: We need a moonshot to cure cancer. And a body shot to cure unhappiness.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 21, 2015

Biden: We can make unicorns real.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 21, 2015

Biden: If I could be anything, I would have wanted to be the president who ended cancer. And war. And farts.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 21, 2015