re: #340 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

Most animals have really boring sex. It makes you glad to be human. Really, if you were to examine human beings and animals, the amount of variety in the way we have sex is one of the traits that stands out the most.

This has ruined “I Want You To Fuck Me Like An Animal” for me.

Humans, even in the “2 minute and whoops!” range, seem to have better and longer sex than most of the animal kingdom.

(Bio Lizardim, correct me if I’m wrong.)