re: #330 Obdicut

Heh. My company has been through about six rounds of layoffs in the past four years, and I’ve managed to keep the same desk I had at the start throughout all the reorgs and business group splits. A small personal victory.

Yeah..mmmmmm…O’kay…well you see that was a glitch in payroll…yeah..hmmmm…you were actually laid off 3 years ago, just nobody told you, and thru the glitch you kept getting paid…yeahhhh…so we’ll need you to go ahead there and box up your things, o’kay and move on down to the basement..hmmm…yeah…and I’ll just take that red swingline stapler there..Okay?? you won’t be needing that…O’kay??? Oh, and I’ll need you to come in this Saturday..O’kay???