Just got an email from my wingnut family about “HALAL MEAT AT COSTCO!!11ty!” where the originator of the email said he left Costco and went to Wal-Mart to buy his chicken wings without the evil Halal label. Yeah, I prefer tons of antibiotics in my meat…fuck me.

I’m seriously considering starting an internet rumor that President Obama faces Mecca when signing bills, but because of the way the room is set up, the media hasn’t noticed the true intent…or maybe I just did.