Cute story, related to recent news about sexual harassment in schools between kids: A buddy at work said an 8th grader came up to his daughter at school the other day and asked her what size her (bra) cups were. She responded, “Bigger than you can handle, fucker.“…well, the school was shocked, SHOCKED! that she would use such language and the principal sent him an email about his daughter’s foul tongue.

He wrote back asking, “Are you telling me you’re aware of sexual harassment in your school and that you’re not concerned about it?” The principal quickly replied that she was certain they could resolve the issue off-line.

I told him to keep pushing. And yes, he high-fived his daughter when she got home.