re: #330 Sheila Broflovski
The Jewish equivalent of fruitcake are those nauseating chocolate-covered jellies they sell at Passover time (I’m sure the stores must save them from year to year).
Ugh, I’ve seen people hand out individual ones of those to folks and keep a camera handy at the facial expression once somebody bites into it. It’s like “MMM chocolate” /facial contortion “UCK! PTOEEY!”
What’s inside those things? It ain’t any jelly I know of.