So the healthcare exchange sites are down in a lot of places, right? Gee, that must be because all of the people who are burning their health insurance cards are refusing to visit. The same thing happens every March when New York Yankees tickets go on sale. People who refuse to go to Yankees games crash the servers.

The tears of wingnuts are sustaining me this morning. I just feel bad for the people who work for the federal government whose lives are being upended by this. Hang in there, ladies and gents. The teabaggers will go down in flames soon enough.