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Iowa Congressional Candidate Wants Microchips In Illegal Immigrants

While speaking at a Tama County Republican forum, [GOP Primary contender Pat] Bertroche made it clear that he wasn’t joking when he suggested treating undocumented immigrants like pets.
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“I think we should catch ‘em, we should document ‘em, make sure we know where they are and where they are going,” said Pat Bertroche, an Urbandale physician. “I actually support microchipping them. I can microchip my dog so I can find it. Why can’t I microchip an illegal?