re: #342 ProLifeLiberal

Are there are other, less polite ones?

yes.
re: #341 Floral Giraffe

Nephew is going to UT in the Fall.
Do, please tell the polite joke?

I’ve told it before, and I used the punchline a bit above:

You have 100 Aggies sitting in a circle, drinking Tab, eating apples and singing! What do you call that?

The moron tab and apple choir!!!!

You may have to say it out loud to get the full gist.
And I KNOW I’ve aged myself with the reference to the drink “Tab”.