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darthstar10/21/2011 7:04:43 am PDT

re: #339 lawhawk

It would appear that there are jobs that Americans simply don’t want to do.

The jobs people want are the ones where you get to drive a Maserati, always go out for lunch, spend two hours a day at the gym, are surrounded by beautiful people, and don’t have to do anything. And make a lot of fucking money.

Tell someone they can get 150 dollars a day and they’ll do the math and realize that’s 3k a month and be excited. Point them to a field of dirt hiding delicious little tubers and suddenly it’s not that exciting.