My new years predictions
It the year 2011
House Speaker Bohner will break down in tears and rushed to a local hospital
Harry Reid wins a million dollar jackpot in Vegas and hires 63 housekeepers
Nancy Pelosi refuses to give up her Military Jet and is arrested on the Tarmac in SF
Sarah Palin is Bestowed Sainthood and immediately shoots an Animal for sport
Gov. Christy goes on a diet and endorses Nutrisystems and pays off NJ state debt with the proceeds
Obama moves the Western White House to Hawaii and returns to DC 3 weeks out of every year
Joe Biden finally leaves the beer summit stealing a half of a keg in his trunk
America Forgets that the Military is in Iraq and hires UPS to ship them home
The top 2% wage earners forget to hire workers and pocket the money
/