re: #318 Targetpractice

Between those two, I’d have to lean McDonnell, as he’s probably the closest Willard will find to a “moderate” that won’t send the base into an uproar. Haley’s got baggage along for the ride, such as Caribou Barbie’s habit of running up the credit card when somebody else is picking up the bill, as well as her Sikh heritage which will make the “secret Muslim” crowd instantly suspicious.

The odds of a Sikh being a secret Muslim seem vanishingly small…